By Matthew Cole Scott Posted on May 3, 2017 Share Tweet Share Share Email Comments I had a bike stolen right out of my garage. I was jumped on Halloween as I walked with a beautiful woman dressed as Jesus. Three men rolled out of a car and attacked me, then jumped back in the car within two minutes. I worked for a store called Jabberwock seven years ago, and someone broke in and stole all the bongs and pipes overnight. My car getting stolen. We found it 5 days later parked in a different place, and it was all screwed up. I caught a rubber-surgical-glove-wearing burglar breaking into my house in the middle of the night. He claimed to the police that he was sleepwalking. They didnâ€™t buy it. About the author Related posts Matthew Cole Scott Contributor at Good Times | Blog Matthew is a California native and has lived in Santa Cruz for 34 years. A sculptor, photographer, avid biker andÂ professionalÂ disc golfer, he has played tournaments in more than ten states and is the winner of the 2002 New Zealand Championships.Â What astrological sign do you get along with best?Is cannabis a performance-enhancing drug?What will you never tire of eating in Santa Cruz?What’s the best advice you’ve been given about life?What was your most memorable summer?How do you define success?What do you think about fake news?If you had a minor superpower, what would it be? Click to comment Leave a Reply Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Are you an earthling? Prove it with logic: * × six = thirty Related Items:local talk Share Tweet Share Share Email Recommended for you If you had a minor superpower, what would it be? How important is work? As President, what executive orders would you sign?