By Matthew Cole Scott Posted on May 3, 2017 Share Tweet Share Share Email Comments I had a bike stolen right out of my garage. I was jumped on Halloween as I walked with a beautiful woman dressed as Jesus. Three men rolled out of a car and attacked me, then jumped back in the car within two minutes. I worked for a store called Jabberwock seven years ago, and someone broke in and stole all the bongs and pipes overnight. My car getting stolen. We found it 5 days later parked in a different place, and it was all screwed up. I caught a rubber-surgical-glove-wearing burglar breaking into my house in the middle of the night. He claimed to the police that he was sleepwalking. They didnâ€™t buy it. About the author Related posts Matthew Cole Scott Contributor at Good Times | Blog Matthew is a California native and has lived in Santa Cruz for 34 years. A sculptor, photographer, avid biker and professional disc golfer, he has played tournaments in more than ten states and is the winner of the 2002 New Zealand Championships. What advice would you give to your previous boss?If Tonight Was Your Last Night on Earth, What Would You Do?What's Your Best Ground Score?What gives you hope?Do you think the Santa Cruz Wharf needs a makeover?What does the current border policy say about America today?What is one thing that humankind should have learned by now?What were your career ambitions as a child? Related Items:local talk Share Tweet Share Share Email Recommended for you What is one thing that humankind should have learned by now? What’s your favorite band that nobody’s heard of? If you had a minor superpower, what would it be?