

Bring their pet to stay. I actually had two. Somebody that brought a dog and somebody that brought a cat, and I am very allergic to both of those things.

Walk into the kitchen and open the fridge or cabinets without asking.

Unbuckle his safety belt [in the car] and slam it in the door, denting the door several times during his visit.

An Airbnb guest came into our house and said that our coffee press was not good enough. We have had it for 14 years, and she broke it within two days.

Take a shower, and then draw pictures with all the hair that fell out.