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August 12, 2014
Say Uncle
Five types of kids, and how to be their best friend Personally, I’ve never aspired to be a parent. But I...
June 10, 2014
The End is Coming
In which our writer gets his affairs in order, so you don’t have to. Oh, wait, actually you still do. Sorry. But what he discovered can help you get dying right the first time.
December 29, 2011
Santa’s Performance Review
Editor’s Note: The following article was birthed thanks, in part, to the fearless efforts of “private, secret and classified media” from anonymous"whistleblowers”—otherwise known as...
November 8, 2011
Four Eyes. Possibly More.
When they told me I needed glasses, I did what most 11-year-olds do. I plea bargained. “How about a monocle?” “You need both eyes...
October 18, 2011
Carpe Diem. Tomorrow.
Time is a flirt, the little bitch. Time says, “I’ll always be here for you.” And you come to believe it, and get used...
June 15, 2011
The World On My Back
Camping and backpacking - and back again. Our adventurous scribe unveils all—just in time for summerI’m writing this from inside my tent. I managed...
June 7, 2011
The Next Big Thing
I finally got around to sorting through a box of old electronics in my garage. Maybe you have one too, a purgatory for devices...
May 10, 2011
A Town With No Pity
This past winter was a big one for the flu; lots of people seemed to get hit who are usually resistant, including me. Fever,...